20 Random Thoughts

If you know me, you know I don’t always have a filter, and that’s just for the stuff that hits the air waves. For the other stuff, it still lingers in my head–until now!  My apologies if you find offense…it’s just what goes on in my head.

1.A Facebook profile photo should be about you, not your kids. 
2. Going to work is just like high school, but with adults, acting like kids.
3. Amen to Botox!
4. You don’t look important when you immediately make a call on your cell phone once the plane has landed. You look needy!
5. Just because everyone else is the crossing the street doesn’t always mean it’s safe to cross. You’re only contributing to more bodies to pick up when cars speed around the corner and run you all over, which will lead to a major traffic jam and piss off more drivers.
6. Yes, I’m over thirty, pretty and single. I don’t see the problem.
7. Pregnancy is a choice, not a disability. So why are there special “mother-to-be” parking spaces?
8. Long hair after the age of 45 does not work for all women. Likewise, women who refuse to cut less than 2 inches off their hair or leave it long because their boyfriend/husband likes it are very insecure women.
9. If you’re going to have a dog, you might as well have a kid. They both require baby-sitters and have to be walked.
10. College is more about the experience than what you’ll do with your major afterwards.
11. Sunscreen is the best anti-aging cream and it only costs $10 a bottle.
12. A career in Human Resources is a career in adult baby-sitting.
13. Quality over quantity in all aspects of life.
14. Trends are for the few and not the many.
15. Diversity does not always translate to an African-American woman/man leading the Diversity function in organizations. I thought our country was further along than that.
16. Making 5 decisions in 20 seconds at Starbucks does not qualify for good decision-making skills.
17. Ugly people attract other ugly people and pretty people attract other pretty people.
18. A dentist has a captive audience.
19. I didn’t understand why my friends couldn’t watch Three’s Company growing up. I just thought the way Crissy laughed was funny.
20. I turn the channel every time the Sarah McLaughlin Human Society commercial comes on—that’s just too many sad little faces for me to watch.