A Goldilocks Love Life

It seems my love life is much like “Godilocks and the Three Little Bears,” but instead of wandering through the forest looking for food, I’m wandering through a jungle of aging men, self-proclaimed bachelors and Peter Pan playboys. After all, Goldilocks had to try Papa Bear’s and  Mama Bear’s porridge, chair and bed before she found Baby Bear’s to be “just right.” Does that mean that my previous two loves were preparing me for the “just right” one?

Looking back, I’ve only really loved twice. And though I loved them both dearly, neither were “just right.” Let’s break it down:

Geoff – Too Big

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Clancy – Too Small

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  • He thinks big and lives large
  • There’s never a dull moment here… Geoff’s always doing and saying something.
  • “No, I can’t do that” is not in his vocabulary
  • His idea of a night out is chasing down “Man vs. Food” to get an on-air spot that will run for the next 3 years on The Travel Channel.
  • Yankee, non-traditionalist, living in NYC

  • He thinks small and lives small—there’s not much outside the state of Tennessee
  • His vocabulary is limited to: “you’re not listening.”
  • Dull moments of watching “CSI” are plentiful
  • A wild night is pizza and a Netflix movie.
  • Southern-traditionalist with an eye for family, home and yard work

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