I know I can’t be the only one who is craving for that brutally, honest, life sucks kind-of Facebook status updates. And while it’s possible my friends are truly the happy, go-lucky, people with picture perfect lives, I can’t deny that once in a while I want to know that things can break down behind the white picket fences of your life.
My Facebook feed would be much more interesting if there were status updates like:
- My kid really sucks at (fill in the blank)
- I just filed for divorce.
- I haven’t had sex with my wife/husband in a year
- My house just went into foreclosure
- Debt collectors are stalking me
- My vacation sucked and here’s the picture of me and my wife/husband fighting to prove it.
- I hope my kid grows out of this ugly phase.