Status Updates I Want to See on Facebook

Status Updates I Want to See on Facebook

I know I can’t be the only one who is craving for that brutally, honest, life sucks kind-of Facebook status updates.  And while it’s possible my friends are  truly the happy, go-lucky, people with picture perfect lives, I can’t deny that once in a while I want to  know that things can break down behind the white picket fences of your life. 

My Facebook feed would be much more interesting if there were status updates like:

  • My kid really sucks at (fill in the blank)
  • I just filed for divorce.
  • I haven’t had sex with my wife/husband in a year
  • My house just went into foreclosure
  • Debt collectors are stalking me
  • My vacation sucked and here’s the picture of me and my wife/husband fighting to prove it.
  • I hope my kid grows out of this ugly phase.

 

 

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